Frases Tontas

Aquí una compilación de frases tontas pero muy inteligentes.
Que las disfruten!!!

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

How can there be self-help groups?

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you never tried before

I used all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose

I thought about being born again, but my mother refused

667 -The neighbor of the beast

0.666 -Number of the millibeast

1010011010 -Binary of the beast

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack at once

When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not. –Yoda

Being superstitious brings bad luck

Why are they called building when they are already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

Tell you little voices to SHUT UP!!! I can’t hear mine…

A father carries pictures where his money used to be

We waste time so you don’t have to

It’s your life… I’m just passing through

TEAMWORK… means never having to take all the blame yourself

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done

If you can’t beat ’em, arrange to have them beaten

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost

If you love something, set it free, if it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation

Help beautify our dumps… throw away something pretty

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant

This is as bad as it can get, but don’t bet on it

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether

Paper clip… the larval state of coat hangers

Ten out of ten people surveyed in the street are pedestrians

Money talks… but all mine ever says is good-bye

What a taste of religion? Bite a minister

Beer: helping white guys dance since 1862

When I realized I was god? Well, I was praying, and suddenly realized that I was talking to myself

If god is watching us, the least we can do is being entertaining

YOU WANT US TO DO WHAT? –Ancient Chinese wall engineer

The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. – The boss